I am under attack!!

Today I was awoken by a horible sound banging againts my window.. ... it was Jason.
I thought about ignoring him like last time but I thought it was about time to wake up anyways (since it was like 1:30 in the afternoon) I put on some pants and then warmly welcomed Jason into my hobbit hole.
After a short conversation and me looking for a shirt to wear. We marched up stairs and Jason went straight to the computer and i got myself a glass of apple juice and a glass of milk..... BAD COMBINATION! Jason went to his drum lesson and I.... (that part of my life is a blank, I have no memory of what I did. which is probabbly a result of creamy apple juice attacking my stomach lining with a swift blitz krieg manouver.
My cat Genoa, kept me awake last night by useing me as a climbing post and a salt lick. Today I found him sleeping on the couch and thought Id give him a taste of his own medicine. He didnt seem to like that, and my mom told me to get off of the cat.
he deserved it.

2 Comments:
Irritable bowel syndrome symptom...
nasty. I hope I never have to experience something like that.
im not going to lie. i fucking howled at the last paragraph.
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